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Hark, Pre-Algebra 10-9-2003 by ~desperatexcollapse:icondesperatexcollapse:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Theatre & Scripts


Alan:      That’s great
Mrs.fitch:      There should be no talking.   Shhh…
Gordon:      That means no talking
Alan:      We need to do the warm up
Todd:      What’s up Geoff?  Rock on.
Matt:      Who took my…
Hope:      Hey Geoff. *picks up paper* Here you go.

Matt:      I got hit by a car.
Mikey:      If a car hit you, you wouldn’t be here.
Matt:      It was a year ago.
Clark:      *rambles on about how smart he is*
Alan:      My head isn’t that smart.

Murderer:      Knock, knock.
Alan:      The last one was easy.
One-eye:      No it wasn’t.
Alan:      The last one was.
One-eye:      What are we supposed to do?
Alexa:      Who’s there?

Murderer:      Robert
Gordon:      We have something really fun today so we should hurry up.
????:      What are we doing?
Gordon:      Graphing calculators, so we should hurry up.
Allen:      Matt, can you read it?
Matt:      Kinda
Allen:      Robert who?

Murderer:      Robert Ludlum *laughs*
Alexa:      Wow, Murderers are really stupid.
Gordon:      You have to extend the graph to fifty.
????:      Watch your language.
Kile:      Geoff…Geoff.
Gordon:      Roll away and put in Kile.
Emily:      Can you push the screen up a little more?
????:      Geoff.
Josh:      Geoff.

Murderer:      But now you have to guess my middle name.
Todd:      I want to get to the fun stuff.
Gordon:      I know, me to.
Kile:      Geoff, Geoff, Geoff, Geoff, GEOFF.
Clark:      Geoff, Geoff, Geeooff, Geoff.
Josh:      Geoff.
????:      Geeooff.
Mrs. Fitch:      *rubs stuff on hands* Alex, turn around.
Clark:      *walkes to Mrs.Fitch* What?
Mrs.Fitch:      Stop talking and turn around.
Clark:      *returns to seat*

Murderer:      Fine, I’ll just tell you.  My middle name is Hector.  *kills people*
Kile:      Geoff.
Hope:      Geoff.
Geoff:      *says something*
Clark:      Nobody cares.
Geoff:      *mutters*
Murderer:      *kills Geoff*
Allen:      My leg hurts.
©2003-2009 ~desperatexcollapse
:icondesperatexcollapse:

Author's Comments

People talk about random things, try to make it seem like I have voices in my head, and get murdered all at the same time.

The real title wich was to long to fit in the space was: "Hark! Pre-algebra (10-9-two thousand and three)" but what i put is close.

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~desperatexcollapse Oct 9, 2003, 3:22:33 PM
There is definatly much room for improvement. Nothing really makes sence in this. i mean the whole story is a gruesome nock-nock joke. what is up with that? it has absolutly no point or porpose. charecters often contridict each other.

i think desperatexcollapse should erase this file for the safty of any inicent person who happens to come upon this.
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~sleepxonxneedles Oct 9, 2003, 4:06:49 PM
It's chaotic and jumbled. I like it.

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~messenger-of-death- Oct 10, 2003, 12:59:17 PM
its good. i like it. and i was there when he wrote it.
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~erinhunter Oct 10, 2003, 2:23:24 PM
No portions of deviantART may be used without expressed, written permission. The collective rectum has expelled this page in a mere 0.40 seconds....I mean....great poem..I... mean...play, Geoff ^_^ Wow, it's amazing how mrs. fitch actually acts like that. woow..haha *easily amused* I love it ^_^ Great job!!
:+favlove:

xstephanie

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~mindlessbeing1122 Oct 10, 2003, 7:04:27 PM
............................... i'm ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ..................... i don't know what i am really ....... but it was funny/dumb/everything a good play should have ! bravo ! ...... lol i'm so mental
:icondesperatexcollapse:
~desperatexcollapse Oct 11, 2003, 6:26:24 AM
no, not really mental...you are only mental because you think it's good.
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~TearsFallingUp Oct 13, 2003, 4:48:32 PM
i like this. its all jumble and shit. great job

+fav
:icondesperatexcollapse:
~desperatexcollapse Aug 20, 2004, 9:35:11 AM
ignore the other comment i made to this.
it was stupid.
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