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Hark, Alfred Da Somewhat Great by ~desperatexcollapse:icondesperatexcollapse:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Theatre & Scripts


                    SCENE 1: Wessex
Alfred: Cha, me hungry.
                    Enter Messenger 1
Mesenger1: Dunt, Duntdunt. Dunt, Duntdunt.  A royal message from everyone in England besides you;  “The Danes are attacking *gasp* so we just went ahead and appointed you king. Have fun!” Dunt, Duntdunt.
Alfred: Me say we pay Danes to stay away.
                  SCENE 2: Elsewhere
Alfred: Me bored.  Me say attack Danes.
        Enter Danes And English. English Fall Over.
Messenger1: Dunt, Duntdunt. Dunt, Duntdunt.  A royal message from *cough* me *cough*;  “That didn’t work verry well.” Dunt, Duntdunt.
Alfred: Me say wait…Me say attack Danes.
            English Stand Up. Danes Fall Over.
©2003-2009 ~desperatexcollapse
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Author's Comments

the story of Alfred the Great, first king of England.

this actually got performed in social studys, ha, i bet i failed just because of it...it isn't like we where supposed to do plays though...people thought it was funny though...they still asked me why they wern't in it...

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~desperatexcollapse Oct 22, 2003, 12:40:32 PM
crap...that smiley face is supposed to be : D...without the space...
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~sleepxonxneedles Oct 22, 2003, 12:42:43 PM
Quasi-Shakespearian brilliance? Naw, just good quality entertainment!

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~desperatexcollapse Oct 22, 2003, 12:44:22 PM
oh, i figured out how to fix it...nevermind...
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~erinhunter Oct 24, 2003, 3:03:16 PM
I was like, one of the first people to hear the halfway reinacted. I rock!

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From my heart to yours,
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~erinhunter Oct 24, 2003, 3:03:31 PM
I was like, one of the first people to hear the halfway reinacted. I rock!

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From my heart to yours,
Stephanie Goldkopf
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~eunaecarmyna Oct 24, 2003, 7:49:27 PM
*sadface* what? no murderers?? :(

it was still good anyways though! :D

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~desperatexcollapse Oct 24, 2003, 7:59:42 PM
it's a history, i couldn't change it too much.
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~messenger-of-death- Oct 25, 2003, 11:56:01 AM
grr... he wrote it on the back of MY notes.......

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woo todd was here because this is his signature, it was written by todd, that means i wrote it, but like i don't remember writing it, but i probably did, im running out of things to write in this long sentance, yeah umm...
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~messenger-of-death- Oct 25, 2003, 11:56:10 AM
grr... he wrote it on the back of MY notes.......

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woo todd was here because this is his signature, it was written by todd, that means i wrote it, but like i don't remember writing it, but i probably did, im running out of things to write in this long sentance, yeah umm...
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