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SaviorScene One: Downtown Random City (Prince Is Alone.)
Prince: I want to be the savior Of the whole human race. In, fact, I think I will be. Someone’s gotta tell the people, About our evil government. Now, aren’t they greedy? With their taxes and crude-oil wars? A stop must be put to this, And I’m just the one to do it. I’ll wave a sign above my head, And march around D.C. Our society won’t believe me at first, But soon, quite soon, they’ll see.
(Enter Innocent.)
Innocent: Mr. Sir, Mr. Sir, Can I please have five Savior
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Romeo+Juliet-SCENE I
Romeo: Do you bite your thumb at me sir?
                (Enter Friar Tuck.)
Tuck: Romeo!  Stop talking to the wall.  I have dreadful news from the city.
Romeo: What is it?  Tell me friar!
Tuck: Juliet is dead.
Romeo: (Laugh) Finnally! That old hag… God, I was getting sick of her, I mean, what’s with her shoes?  They so don’t match her purse.
Tuck: No, I’m serous.
Romeo: You and me both, mm Kay? & Romeo+Juliet-
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oh, my! we've been waiting so long!

Fri Aug 20, 2004, 10:26 AM

so, i finished my play.

but i don't feel like letting you read it yet.

you'll have to wait just like everyone else.

and you know, i'm only telling you now about it to build suspence, even though, nobody's gonna read this...

but i can pretend, you know.

other news: i'll do something nice like bake cookies for whoever gets my five hundredth page view.

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Current Residence: The lost civilization of Ohio in the depths of the Great Ocean. Electric cables need big insilation
Interests: They arn't my fault anyway, are they?
Favourite movie: office space, lord of the rings, pirates of the carribbean
Favourite band or musician: desaparecidosbrighteyescursiveazurerayweezerjulianatheorytillyandthewall
Favourite genre of music: I'll just call it all indie
Favourite artist: That dude/dudette who i met at tennisee.
Favourite poet or writer: Guess.
Favourite photographer: Mr.Buggy
Operating System: Windows Eight Million. Bringing the Future to You.
MP3 player of choice: real8one
Shell of choice: Blood.
Wallpaper of choice: Black and white checkered... That would be awesome..
Skin of choice: The kind on pudding.
Favourite game: Fifty two pickup
Favourite gaming platform: I Love playing fifty two pickup on my brand new playstation for;i'msorichBabeycheckoutthiscuteoutfit
Favourite cartoon character: Nny, and Woodstock 'cause of the name.
Personal Quote: Find a fork in the road, leave it. Find a spork, keep it.
Tools of the Trade: none. i just steal everything Bradley Lawson does. He's the real artist.

AIM: closing costs

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!rpolson Mar 22, 2007, 10:58:23 PM

Wow, you are crazy good!
Waiting for your next work!

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~prin-chan Sep 5, 2004, 1:30:16 PM

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You have been struck by the random GOLLUM!

RULES:

You must GOLLUM the person who GOLLUMed you
You must GOLLUM at least five people

"Yess Preciousss"

Meow. ^__~

~pRiN